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Chris Peterson - CoFounder
Chris is a geek, but not yet cool enough to really be a geek. He's a part-time geek. His position requires him to shy away from the Dew and to actually sit down for coffee with people.
Chris rules CJI with an iron fist - many employees cry when he steps into the room. Some believe Chris is not from Earth because he wrote this and refers to himself in the third person. |
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Laura Haapala-Peterson - CoFounder
The non-geek side of CJI, Laura is able to cut the hair on the back of her own head. When not doing that, she invites everyone at the company to talk about their feelings. Once they do, streams of tears travel down their cheeks as they beam a cleansed smile.
Laura gets a kick out of tap dancing while wind milling her arms to brighten the day.
Laura would love to see a comeback of the bow and the curtsy. Handshakes are so germy. |
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Secret Advisor
We have a spy-type advisor who was a former CEO for a software company in California and now he's one in Minnesota. We have not yet chosen to go public with information about his role in Christian James because we like the feeling of having a top-secret advisor. We could tell you who he is, but hiding secret identities gives us top secret feelings. |
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Mike Steinkamp
Mike provides behind-the-scenes expertise to Christian James, Inc. He handles our marketing needs. Mike once jumped in front of a train to save a PayGo user...luckily it was only a toy train. Mike doesn't know Bill Clinton, Hilary Swank or Eddie Murphy, but he does know the supreme art of snake-biting and graphic design. |
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